[Stonkin_Boner]

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	Quote: Originally Posted by Incognito I find humor in the misfortunes of others.

I sometimes wonder about finding the funny side of things that are essentially unfortunate, bad and so on.
Wonder, as in trying to find some kind of rationale for it all, as I can see the funny side being portrayed, as well as being shocked, saddened etc... with whatever has happened.

Obviously, there are limits to what I find funny, beyond which it is plain sick or offensive.

There are many examples of tragedy that see jokes flying around no sooner than the news has broken.
Challenger exploding, New Orleans floods, just to name a couple.

Subjects that raise indignation are one of my favorites though.
Religion, racism, politics are some of my prime topics. Especially racism.

So long as it doesn't go too far, is it wrong ?

Like I say, I sometimes wonder.

[Stonkin_Boner]

This example, of what is essentially racism, was sent to me by my brother-in-law.
It refers to the stupidity of our illustrious leaders here in UK.
So you can probably work out what it is like for us here.


If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

a.. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally.
Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire
family.

c.. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

d. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

e.. Procreate abundantly.

f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural
thing; you wouldn't understand.'

g.. Keep your British identity strong. Fly your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it
in your front window, or on your car bumper.

h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.

I.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent

k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence
in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.

l.. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers.

n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits,
non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck! You'll soon be dead. It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other
country in the world for that matter) except right here in the UK, because we are run by soft, politically
correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone.

This is funny, because it is true !!

[Incognito]

O. Get free money from the government to open up a convenience store where you sell bootleg cigarettes and other outdated products.

[Stonkin_Boner]

p..Demand that everybody has only one marriage partner.

* As is obvious, the UK forbids having more than one wife. Unless you are a Muslim. Then it is quite ok to have as many as you want, and to claim social security for each one, and get it.