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Old 08-27-2008, 10:40 PM   #1
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I'm fuckin' horny as hell. I don't have a man.

Now i know i have 2 dildos but it's just not the same thing as having a man to touch and feel you, kiss you etc...

I'm also not in to one night stands, going out and just getting a shag from some stranger either. It's not my style.

So what's a girl to do in this predicament?

Fuck, i'm that horny, i'm even telling you guys here about it. Can't help it though, i'm sure you guys would feel like i do right now if you have/had gone as long without sex as i have.
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:47 PM   #2
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Just go out and bang anyone, go out and have a massive orgy. Maybe invite a female friend over and just go at it.
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:51 PM   #3
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Just go out and bang anyone, go out and have a massive orgy. Maybe invite a female friend over and just go at it.

I alraedy said i wouldn't go out and do it with just anyone. I'm not into orgies either like you are. 'Cept yours would involve all males. :rotfl: ( Oh wait.... did i say that out loud?)

The female thingy now.... that could be an idea... Maybe i should forget about men altogether and become a lesbo.. Yeah right, i don't think so. It's a MAN i want.
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:55 PM   #4
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I alraedy said i wouldn't go out and do it with just anyone. I'm not into orgies either like you are. 'Cept yours would involve all males. :rotfl: ( Oh wait.... did i say that out loud?)

The female thingy now.... that could be an idea... Maybe i should forget about men altogether and become a lesbo.. Yeah right, i don't think so. It's a MAN i want.
fuck a Leprechaun
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:57 PM   #5
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There's no such thing. And even if there was, i don't think so.

Sure you may as well ask me to fuck a midget...
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:58 PM   #6
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There's no such thing. And even if there was, i don't think so.

Sure you may as well ask me to fuck a midget...
Midget is not nice, they are called small people.
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Midget is not nice, they are called small people.


Or dwarfs...
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Yeah... it's a killer isn't it?
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:03 PM   #10
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Yeah... it's a killer isn't it?
Trying to work on it right now, but it's not as good as the real thing
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Trying to work on it right now, but it's not as good as the real thing


What are you doing?

No, there is nothing better than the real thing... *sigh*
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:14 PM   #12
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What are you doing?

No, there is nothing better than the real thing... *sigh*
I think you can use your imagination for that one
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:17 PM   #13
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Wanker....
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:23 PM   #14
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I'm fuckin' horny as hell. I don't have a man.

Now i know i have 2 dildos but it's just not the same thing as having a man to touch and feel you, kiss you etc...

I'm also not in to one night stands, going out and just getting a shag from some stranger either. It's not my style.

So what's a girl to do in this predicament?

Fuck, i'm that horny, i'm even telling you guys here about it. Can't help it though, i'm sure you guys would feel like i do right now if you have/had gone as long without sex as i have.

You poor poor girl, I feel so bad for you Sexy...
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You poor poor girl, I feel so bad for you Sexy...
You're such a queer,
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You're such a queer,

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You poor poor girl, I feel so bad for you Sexy...


Yeah yeah... Bite me.
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Yeah yeah... Bite me.

Maybe if you flashed us yer goody basket, it might take that edge off yer shoulders dear!!!
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Maybe if you flashed us yer goody basket, it might take that edge off yer shoulders dear!!!


How would flashing my goodies take the edge off?

It's sex i want dammit.
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