Sally's Daily....NSFW

pinkslit · 03-30-2007, 12:45 AM

Hopefully I'll be able to get in here to post something every day.
I imagine the content of this thread will be a mixture of anything
I find interesting and would like to share with you.
As there will be the occasional "adult" pic it mighn't be worksafe.

BleedingV · 03-30-2007, 12:48 AM

we missed you

Incognito · 03-30-2007, 12:53 AM

You don't have to tag your threads with "NSFW" ...there are and will be many threads and posts that won't be safe for work up in this piece.

pinkslit · 03-30-2007, 01:08 AM

pinkslit · 03-30-2007, 01:51 AM

Nationalities

Good stuff here to offend other nationalities...

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH :
When speaking fast you can make yourself sound intelligent
Own half the world's perfume industry and still never use deodorant
You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs
If there's a war you can surrender really early
You don't have to read the subtitles on late night films on Channel SBS
You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries
You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride
You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street
People think you're a great lover even when you're not

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN :
You can have a woman president without electing her
You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
You can call Budweiser beer
You can be a crook/adulterer and still be president
If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything
If you can breathe you can get a gun
You can invent a new public holiday every year
You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care
You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"
You can think you're the greatest nation on earth for no reason at all

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH :
Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
Warm beer
You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket
You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
Union jack underpants
Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power
Fish and chips
Beats being Welsh
Or Scottish

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN :
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
Unembarrassed to wear fur
No need to worry about tax returns
Glorious military history... well, till about 400 AD
Can wear sunglasses inside
Political stability
Flexible working hours
Live near the Pope
Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair
Country run by Sicilian murderers

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH:
Glorious history of killing South American tribes
The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc
The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing
Honesty
Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
You get to eat bulls' testicles
Gibraltar
Supported Argentina in Falklands War

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN :
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN :
Chicken Madras
Lamb Passanda
Onion Bhaji
Bombay Potato
Chicken Tikka Masala
Rogan Josh
Popadoms
Chicken Dopiaza
Meat Bhuna
Kingfisher lager

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH: 1 to 10. Sheep
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH :
Guinness
18 children because you can't use contraceptives
You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road
Pubs never close
Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on
No one can ever remember the night before
Kill people you don't agree with
Stew
More Guinness
Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN :
It beats being an American
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins
Own-an-eskimo scheme
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN:
Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no civilised nation on earth wanted (ie: You get to live in what was Britain's largest "open prison")
Fosters Lager
Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you
Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket
Tact and sensitivity
Bondi Beach
Other beaches
Liberated attitude to homosexuals
Drinking cold lager on the beach
Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING A KIWI:
Get to shag chicks that resemble Jonah Lomu in a frock
Beer
Rugby
See above
See above
See above
See above
See above
You can tap a girl on her head and her knickers fall down
Hate everyone else ......unless its their round

pinkslit · 03-30-2007, 02:26 AM

Have you ever wondered why African women can run so fast?
I have finally found out the reason.

pinkslit · 03-30-2007, 02:26 AM

pinkslit · 03-30-2007, 02:27 AM

SiCk_DiAbLo · 03-30-2007, 04:13 AM


	Quote: Originally Posted by Sally Hopefully I'll be able to get in here to post something every day. I imagine the content of this thread will be a mixture of anything I find interesting and would like to share with you. As there will be the occasional "adult" pic it mighn't be worksafe.