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pinkslit · 04-04-2007, 09:38 AM

I would still like to scratch her...mmmm

pinkslit · 04-05-2007, 06:36 AM

A polar bear and a penguin were walking along the snow-dunes one day when the polar bear fell down a chasm.
Try as he might, the poor polar bear couldn't get out.
The penguin did everything he could think of, but he couldn't rescue his friend.
Then a thought struck him! He said, "Hold on for a few minutes, I'll be right back!" He then ran off and returned in a few minutes driving his red Ferrarri. He backed it up to the edge of the chasm and tied a rope to the end. With his friend holding on to the rope, he was able to pull him out to safety.
After the polar bear thanked the penguin for saving his life, they continued on their walk. Later on that very same day, the penguin fell into a similar chasm.
Now, as everyone knows, polar bears can't drive. So it looked bad for the penguin.
Then the polar bear had an idea! He allowed his penis to swing down into the chasm, all the way to the bottom.
The penguin gladly used it to climb his way to the top!
The moral of this story is: If you have a big enough penis, you don't need a Ferrarri.

pinkslit · 04-10-2007, 08:52 AM

Here's a guy who loves stuffing animals.

pinkslit · 04-10-2007, 08:55 AM

There isn't any room to play Twister with this chick.

pinkslit · 04-10-2007, 09:03 AM

Anyone game to enter the jungle?

pinkslit · 04-10-2007, 09:05 AM

I reckon I would suit this Superwoman outfit.

pinkslit · 04-11-2007, 04:40 AM

woohoo I'm going to have bottled pussy for supper tonight.

pinkslit · 04-11-2007, 04:44 AM

OMFG!!!!
What the hell is she trying to push up there?

SiCk_DiAbLo · 04-11-2007, 04:54 AM


	Quote: Originally Posted by Sally OMFG!!!! What the hell is she trying to push up there?

Have no idea, but it doesn't look good at all...

OutKast · 04-11-2007, 04:55 AM

That's bigger than a baby's head,now that's one nasty bitch..You'd have to tie a 4x4 to your ass so you wouldn't fall in..

pinkslit · 04-12-2007, 04:00 AM

Can anyone guess what I'll be getting in about 4 hours? hehehe

pinkslit · 04-12-2007, 08:49 AM

A woman was in a coma, been in it for 6 months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing
her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there
was a small recognizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him
"crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of her coma".

The husband was skeptical. But they assured him that they'd close the
curtain for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.

After a few minutes the women's monitor was flat lined, no pulse, no
heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

Incognito · 04-12-2007, 08:52 AM


	Quote: Originally Posted by Sally A woman was in a coma, been in it for 6 months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of her coma". The husband was skeptical. But they assured him that they'd close the curtain for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the women's monitor was flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Hustler4Life · 04-12-2007, 06:22 PM

thats funny as hell

pinkslit · 04-12-2007, 06:51 PM

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."

He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mum comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge... A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and crap is everywhere. on him, the walls, etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"

Agent Orange · 04-12-2007, 07:16 PM


	Quote: Originally Posted by OutKast That's bigger than a baby's head,now that's one nasty bitch..You'd have to tie a 4x4 to your ass so you wouldn't fall in..

kinda reminds me of a video called headless man, in this video a woman asks the man to shove his entire head in her muff. I'm talking like from the top of his head to his chin you might be able to find it on lime wire, bare share or something like that

Agent Orange · 04-12-2007, 07:20 PM


	Quote: Originally Posted by Sally A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mum comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge... A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and crap is everywhere. on him, the walls, etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"

nice

pinkslit · 04-13-2007, 07:13 AM

Guy is chatting up a chick in a bar and thinks he is onto a good thing so he decides to take things further and asks her "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

The girl looks at him and replies "Unfertilised"

pinkslit · 04-13-2007, 09:49 AM

Hi ladies...anyone want to play?

pinkslit · 04-13-2007, 09:53 AM

Now very carefully squat.

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