[SiCk_DiAbLo]

The toes?...Last nite I stepped in some dog shit bare-footin it. Went right threw my toes...Has this happened to you??

[Stonkin_Boner]

LMFAO

No, I haven't had this happen to me - luckily !!

Please excuse me laughing at your misfortune.

[Dont Quote Me]

Yep, 5th grade. Was creamy, cool to the feel and smelly.

Bad stuff. Don't eat yellow snow either.

[SiCk_DiAbLo]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Stonkin_Boner LMFAO No, I haven't had this happen to me - luckily !! Please excuse me laughing at your misfortune.

Lucky you, guess never say never...You might get the privledge...

[Stonkin_Boner]

	Quote: Originally Posted by SiCk_DiAbLo Lucky you, guess never say never...You might get the privledge...

Mind you, have trodden in a cow-pat wearing only sandals, friggin' messy !!

[Sexybitch]

	Quote: Originally Posted by SiCk_DiAbLo The toes?...Last nite I stepped in some dog shit bare-footin it. Went right threw my toes...Has this happened to you??

Man that suxs balls. Never has happened to me though.

I hope you sterilised your feet afterwards.

[Incognito]

Yes, that has happened to me a few times. Its fuckin' disgusting.

[Celtic Crusher]

I don't think so. But I seem to remember it happening as a child. Could have been just some mud though. The memory isn't clear enough for me to be sure.

[Incognito]

Once when I was a little kid, me and by brothers were running around in the yard and I fell to the ground. My hand landed right in a big ass pile of steaming dog shit (with corn in it and everything). I was horrified. One of my brothers started pointing and laughing at me... so I flung my shit-filled hand at him and a big chunk of it splatted him right in the face. Needless to say, he stopped laughing and MY laughter began.

[SiCk_DiAbLo]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Incognito Once when I was a little kid, me and by brothers were running around in the yard and I fell to the ground. My hand landed right in a big ass pile of steaming dog shit (with corn in it and everything). I was horrified. One of my brothers started pointing and laughing at me... so I flung my shit-filled hand at him and a big chunk of it splatted him right in the face. Needless to say, he stopped laughing and MY laughter began.

Corn in it, you sure it wasn't yer neighbor who took the shit...

[Incognito]

	Quote: Originally Posted by SiCk_DiAbLo Corn in it, you sure it wasn't yer neighbor who took the shit...

Naw its not out of the ordinary for dog shit to have corn in it when you feed them table scraps.

[renkenbet]

This thread is just fucking sick!!! ABSOLUTELY GROSSED OUT MAN.


1) ...For whatever your feeding that dog.

2) ...For even taking the time to examine your dog poop.

3) ...Did it feel all mushie & stuff? ...:I'm thinking maybe we can sell it on E-bay or sonethin' ...

[Incognito]

	Quote: Originally Posted by renkenbet 3) ...Did it feel all mushie & stuff? ...:I'm thinking maybe we can sell it on E-bay or sonethin' ...

Yes. It was fresh.

[StoneTheCrow]

As a matter of fact this has happened to me,recently even.We just got a new puppy a few weeks ago and about the third night we had her I got up to take a piss and the little bitch left a pile right where I put my feet down when I swung my legs out of bed.

[renkenbet]

	Quote: Originally Posted by StoneTheCrow As a matter of fact this has happened to me,recently even.We just got a new puppy a few weeks ago and about the third night we had her I got up to take a piss and the little bitch left a pile right where I put my feet down when I swung my legs out of bed.

I think the little dog is trying to set domain, and maybe set boundaries with you.
is it a boy or girl?

[Amadeus]

It's happened to me before, but not barefooted.

It squished through my sandal.

Not only did I have to sterilize my foot, I had to clean my sandal, too. It sucked.

[Celtic Crusher]

While we're on the subject:

What's have women and dog shit got in common??

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

[renkenbet]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Celtic Crusher While we're on the subject: What's have women and dog shit got in common?? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

LOL

[Deems]

I was about 13 and we transformed the basement into a lil 2 bdrm apartment. I had a basement bedroom. I went upstairs in the middle of the night... decided that I didnt need a light on in the kitchen.. I was looking for a snack.
The refrigerator light would be enough.....I ate something and on my way to the sink to leave the container....I stepped on something that squished between my toes! YUCK! What the fuck was it ? Ewwwww! GROSS!
So I threw the container into the sink and limped to the lightswitch.
Flipped the switch.. and there is a cricket half smeared still moving on the floor!
How gross is that! Will it live? OMG! ..... And now.. if I enter a room... I turn the light on regardless of whether I think I need it or not.

[SiCk_DiAbLo]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Deems I was about 13 and we transformed the basement into a lil 2 bdrm apartment. I had a basement bedroom. I went upstairs in the middle of the night... decided that I didnt need a light on in the kitchen.. I was looking for a snack. The refrigerator light would be enough.....I ate something and on my way to the sink to leave the container....I stepped on something that squished between my toes! YUCK! What the fuck was it ? Ewwwww! GROSS! So I threw the container into the sink and limped to the lightswitch. Flipped the switch.. and there is a cricket half smeared still moving on the floor! How gross is that! Will it live? OMG! ..... And now.. if I enter a room... I turn the light on regardless of whether I think I need it or not.

Were talking about shit darlin, not crickets...Come back when ya step in a pile...